Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Sacre bleu! Faire attention le dauphin!


"La vengeance est le mien!"



Will Jean Reno fill in for Richard Harris?

Brest, France - For several weeks, an enraged dolphin has been terrorising the French Atlantic coast, attacking boats and knocking fishermen into the sea, French media reported on Wednesday.

"He's like a mad dog," complained Hneri Le Lay, president of the association of fishermen and yachtsmen of the port of Brezellec, in Brittany.

"He has caused at least €1 500 damage in the past few weeks."

The dolphin, who has been named Jean Floch, has destroyed rowboats, overturned open boats, flooded engines and twisted mooring lines.

Worse, two fishermen were knocked into the sea after the dolphin overturned their boat.

"I don't want to see any widows or orphans," Le Lay warned. "This could end badly."


Seriously, is there any other country that could be terrorized by a freakin' porpoise?

5 Comments:

At 8:21 AM, Blogger BeckoningChasm said...

They could call in Jimmy Carter as a rabbit specialist. Since both "dolphin" and "rabbit" have an "i" as the next to last letter, that would make sense.

 
At 6:59 AM, Anonymous Dan Coyle said...

More to the point, is there any other country whose porpoises seem more manly than the people?

 
At 8:28 AM, Anonymous twitterpate said...

I think the UN will have to step in, bring in mediators, hold hearings ... by the time that's finished, the dolphin will have died of old age.

 
At 11:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Ken Blegg
Is there a reason you tear movies to shreds with your words?

 
At 7:52 AM, Blogger Ken Begg said...

Yes.

 

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