Thursday, October 20, 2005

TV Guide--Ooh, ooh, ooh, It's Got a New Attitude!

I’ve been looking over the New Size, New Attitude, New Magazine TV Guide. Apparently the heralded New Attitude consists of a) more and bigger pictures, b) People Weekly-esque bite sized puff blurbs, and c) cluelessly horrible puns and painfully lame japery.

The cover promises “39 Pages of Listings You’ll Love,” which seems a dubious assertion, even taking into account the fact that I’m not sure whether we’re meant to love the pages or the listings.

They also blurb their new “Hot List: 21 Gotta-See Shows”. Presumably NBC has trademarked the phrase “Must See,” so TV Guide came up with their own clever alternative. Moreover, that fresh-from-the-streets slangy ‘gotta’ dishes out the promised New Attitude…in spades!!

More to come on this important cultural event!!

103 Comments:

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Nice to see W.B. Yeats is still around, though why he's calling himself "anonymous" is beyond me.

 
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Hey, I think anonymous has a great amount of in-my-face attitude. Now if you'll excuse me, I have the strong urge to buy a street.

 
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Hey, Ken - how come you get private road construction and all I get is unwanted hair removal? You have "connections" or something?

 
At 10:08 PM, Anonymous Tork_110 said...

So, how long before some show like The Simpsons makes fun of the new look (Written by Poochy the Dog!), and TV Guide responds by jeering it?

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger culfy said...

Isn't attitude like cool? If you need to proclaim you have it, you self-evidently don't have it.

 
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