Wednesday, August 03, 2005

"Now that I've spent a while stinking up theaters..."

Headline of the day, over to the IMDB: "George Lucas to Focus on Television."

Yes, well, we all remember the last time he tried that, even if he doesn't want us too.

8 Comments:

At 5:40 PM, Blogger Triviachamp said...

Oh Boy more Lucas bashing! Did he cause the Ebola Virus as well!

 
At 5:44 PM, Anonymous TV's Grady said...

*waves hand*

The Holiday Special never existed. And you don't need to see my identification, either!

 
At 6:01 PM, Anonymous John Bohlke said...

But just think of all the special episodes. The one where a jedi will lose his powers and get them back at the end. The very special episode where a jedi will turn from the temptation from the dark side. All written by that master of dialogue George Lucas.

 
At 7:55 PM, Blogger Ken Begg said...

The one where the young Jedi Knight ends up with two dates in one night, and misuses the Force in pretending to be two different Jedis as he runs back and forth between the two, until the scheme falls apart and everyone learns a valuable lesson...

Or the one where the Jedi student writes his girlfriend that he's the Master Jedi, but suddenly learns that his girlfriend is coming to visit, and in a wacky twist Master Yodi must pretend to be the novice, until the scheme falls apart and everyone learns a valuable lesson...

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger Ken Begg said...

Triviachamp: Yes, boo hoo for the increasingly out of it billionaire who persists in screwing around with and ruining the films people actually did like. Life is harsh.

When he is left a mere drooling husk of a man, many a finger will be pointed at this blog entry.

And Grady: Ha! Good one!

 
At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Tork_110 said...

How about an episode where a young jedi is invited into a supersecret society of jedis. At first, it seems really cool but kind of dark, but something will seem quite off. First, the master jedi will say something off, like "May the force be with all." but then it'll keep getting crazier. Yoda will start talking correctly, and towards the end, Chewbacca will bite the head off a jedi. And then at the end, and I'm sorry to blow this, IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM!


Or, how about one of those fourth wall-breaking hip comedies that everybody does now?

Jedi: I'm writing a story about a jedi and his friends who went to a planet of teddy bear-like creatures who brings down machines that should have wipe them out quickly.
Jedi 2: As if anybody will buy that story!
[characters turns to camera and winks]

 
At 6:47 AM, Blogger BeckoningChasm said...

Tork_110: First, the master jedi will say something off, like "May the force be with all."

Better would be, "May the Force be with y'all."

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger Marty McKee said...

Happy Life Day, friends!

 

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