Monday, July 25, 2005

What a scumbag...

It takes a lot to get me to rouse sympathy for today's grossly coddled celebrites, most of who are quite stupid (and worse, don't know it), and often as utterly morally unconstrained and/or deviant as you'd expect gorgeous, emotionally shallow and incredibly insecure young people with gruesome loads of cash would be.

Well, this is one of those occasions. According to an item posted at the IMDB, a onetime teenage beau of then high schooler Jennifer Aniston is eBaying some of the momentos of their going out period, including personal letters and a homemade birthday card.

The seller is an asshole--sadly, words like 'cad', while accurate, have fallen out of favor--especially since I expect he's getting a thrill out of announcing (or at least implying) to the world that he banged the 15 year-old Anniston. He also has the balls to describe himself a former "long-time friend" of the TV star. I hope he chokes on whatever amount of money he recieves from this.


At 11:02 AM, Blogger thanoseid said...

He wants a hundred grand for this stuff? Dude, Ms. Aniston is attractive and all, but these are just letters. Written by a 15-year-old girl in 1984. I don't see that much value in reading about how much she loved Footloose and how she's trying to talk her parents into buying her some stonewashed jeans.

At 12:34 PM, Blogger Ken Begg said...

No, seriously? I must have missed that part.

Add 'idiot' to the aforementioned list of terms I assigned this guy.

At 3:20 PM, Blogger Elohimus Maximus said...

celebrities are just tools of satan...they should be converted along with everyone.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Even More Latter Day Saints

At 7:27 AM, Anonymous twitterpate said...

Actually, I think "cad" is a perfect term for this sort of man - particularly the ones who paper over their greed with implications that they still care (at least platonically) for the person they're parasitizing.

At 3:12 PM, Blogger nshumate said...

Whoa! Hey, Elohimus, how did this suddenly turn into "make fun of Mormons"?

At 1:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's okay to make fun of Mormons. See, we're a minority, so our views must be funny/outdated/not mainstream. Plus, we're mostly CONSERVATIVE, which means it's politically correct to go after us. Presto, free target. Who wouldn't take advantage of such an offer?

At 1:56 PM, Blogger Elohimus Maximus said...

no actually I'm not making fun of just took it as making fun of mormons because Satan has taught you that there is no God and therefore its commical that someone is actually led by the Almighty. I am a true prophet of God, and I know that my Church is the only true church in existence today...repent heathens.
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sinners 0


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