Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Piranha redux...

This seems the day for dubious remake news. Joe Dante's Piranha is getting yet another redo--it's already been remade once--at the hands of director Chuck Russell. They seem to be threatening (oh, goody) to employ, three guesses, CGI in this one: "We want to take people back to a horror classic which was an enormous success in its day but which will benefit from updated technology."

Yes, that will make it better.


At 10:01 AM, Blogger BeckoningChasm said...

Just like Chuck Russell's version of The Blob. "Hey, let's take out the suspense and the sorta realistic characters, and replace it with effects that stink and a cheerleader with a machine gun!"


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