Monday, April 25, 2005

Careful What You Wish For Dept.

Per the IMDB:

"Former Sex And The City star Cynthia Nixon has praised the media for treating her lesbian relationship with respect. The redhead actress became headline news last year when she exposed her romance with Christine Marinoni to the world, but the mum of two is pleasantly surprised the paparazzi have stopped following them around and allowed them to enjoy their relationship in private. She says, "There was an undue amount of focus on our relationship at first but it wasn't so bad. The explosion was soon over and people are very respectful about it."

Translation: "OHMYGAWD!! What does it take to draw the attention of you people?!! Didn't you hear me, I'm a LESBIAN?!! That's hot, right?! Where are the friggin' cameras, my career is dying here!! Look, we're kissing in public, and...hey! Get back here! Look, I've got my TONGUE CRAMMED DOWN THIS WOMAN'S THROAT!! What more do you want?! Now I'm groping her...c'mon, that stupid Madonna/Britney Spears kiss was all over the news!!"

1 Comments:

At 2:06 PM, Anonymous twitterpate said...

You know, over the years I've come to realize that the "gossip press" has no investigative journalism skills whatsoever (a good thing, really, in that no one's natural talents are being put to waste). Which means that 95% of all stuff that the celebs are complaining about is the press repeating what they (or their agents) have told them.

So yes, there's a definite "hello, out there!" quality to this story.

 

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