Friday, March 25, 2005

B-Movie haiku

my typewriter screams
at me i'm not fond of that
garden hose either

13 Comments:

At 3:31 PM, Blogger Brad said...

The Lonely Lady
It is a horrible film
Wouldn't you agree?

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger BeckoningChasm said...

I actually wrote a review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians that didn't mention Pia Zadora once. I think that's illegal.
__

Kirk is forced to meet
God; a secret pain for him
Ego crushes all

 
At 12:25 AM, Blogger Henry Brennan said...

beconingchasm:
Of course, that's "Star Trek V - The Final Frontier".

Hey Ken, that last haiku actually made me laugh out loud (no mean feat).

 
At 12:35 AM, Blogger Henry Brennan said...

Try this (it's more obscure for those who don't know me}:

I sing the body
electric, yet squeamishly
I offer choice meat

 
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At 5:38 AM, Blogger Hoodia said...

Help me Dude, I think I'm lost..... I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him in a car lot yesterday, which is really strange because the last time I saw him was in the supermarket. No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender". He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a San Diego cosmetic surgery doctor ,to fit into those blue suede shoes of yours. But Elvis said in the Ghetto nobody can afford a San Diego plastic surgery doctor. Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger. Then I'm gonna go round and see Michael Jackson and we're gonna watch a waaaay cool make-over show featuring some Tijuana dentists on the TV in the back of my Hummer. And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . . "You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on " Strange day or what? :-)

 
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